"Ode To The Soldier"
The Lean Berets Theme Song
By Stanley Jay Tucker of Calcaneous

We can't have any emos or wimps doing our theme song!
This is a time for STRENGTH--even with music!
Stanley throws down--on stage and off.
When off, he uses a kettlebell, so he has our vote for kick-ass rock!
--The Lean Berets
"This is a time for strength, a time to stand up and remember what it is like to be alive and not cave to the current times.
This is a time for a powerful new music revolution to lead the way. Music has always been played while going into battle in ancient times, we are indeed in a battle for survival and music again will lead the way...now is not a time for dancing but a time for action!"
--Stanley Jay Tucker
